I've taken my time, and seen a lot of things. Lots of inspiration from all sorts of places. I think it's about time I got back to creating, and I've got some good stuff in store.

I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. Edd Gould is gone. And just like that, the world is a slightly darker place. Earlier today I was thinking about how people who know others who have suffered from cancer don't find it funny. I wondered if I would ever feel that way. Well, here it is. Edd Gould was an awesome artist who I never saw as much of as I should. Despite him playing a big part of helping me understand that I can animate. He always had such light hearted cartoons, yet so creative. This really hits home to me, and it just kills me that someone so creative and talented had to die at 23. It's really just not fair. He saw his whole life ahead of him as a chance to create, and now... He'll be dearly missed.

I've been drawing so much now, its almost not even funny. But it is funny. Humerous, even. I've been thinking up the best possible jokes i got, and slapping them into a shity comic series. I've done so many doodles, and drawings, and I mean to edited them to put on NewGrounds, but I get side tracked easily. Between school, ad-hd, and my girl friend, and other bull shit, I have barely make time to put up what i do. But thats just something i must over come. I've really been into shadow of the colossus lately, and 50% of the art I've done in the past week has been based of it. I can't wait for last guardian, super meat boy, and battle block theater.

You know, being in love is very distracting, but in my spare stupid time, i've been slowely getting used to flash. I have finally obtained a tablet, and I've done some cool art, but NewGrounds is having some problem to where you can't submit art if you use internet explorer, and I am unable to obtain any other browser. Thus, I must travel to a friend's house to submit art. Lame. I don't know when I'll next submit art, but I intend on participating in the monocrome art collab, so, I hope I at least get that done. But whenever I over come my lazyness, I have tons of half completed art to finish up, so be on the look out for more stuffs from me! (also: egoraptor, awesome job on girl chan 3. brandon, I hope you feel better man. and Maggie, don't stop being furry, but even if you stopped [which i hope you don't] i love you.)

Why hello there. It is now 2010, and wonderful news arrived to me on January 5th (my birthday, twas the best gift ever). And so, now my art will appear in the art portal. I'll do my best, and only the best of my best. I'm still old school using pencils, pens, and colored pencils. I have my eye on that wacom bamboo fun tablet (thats what its called right?) and so I'll be saving up for that. Until then, keep in mind how I operate. Enjoy my stuff, and while you're at it, check out my thread of doodles. These doodles won't ever be posted in my art gallery, so this is the one exculsive spot on the internet you can see them !

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This is funny. I know you'll enjoy this. (if you know a thing or 2 about games)

Holy crap, its the end of 2009!?! Wow, I've had so many ideas, but have yet to do anything about it! Man, lately I've felt that I need to start getting out there, working on my art. I have great respect for newgrounds, and am honored to be a member of the community. Check out my pumpkin it the pumpkin carving contest! Its the castle crashers with the light show in the back!
still can't wait to dazzle the world! -ComicRetard

Hi! I'm Comicly Retarded, or comicretard for short. I arrived to newgrounds a while ago, but just resently have I finished my profile and stuff. Well, all my life as a kid, I drew, and drew, and drew, but besides the usual chuckle, I never got much credit. I'd make funny comics, but that wasn't enough to satisfy me. So I wanted to make movies. I have asked to work with people such as "egoraptor", "Dominic Fear", and many others. After countless turn downs, I've decided to work on my own. I offer the best I can, and I'm always trying to improve. Just resently, I came up with my first idea for a flash, and I promised myself I would make it flawlessly. I don't have much to say, but I'm willing to work with anyone wanting to work. Oh, and one last thing. I'm on here, seekig fame. I trust that newgrounds can help me with that greatly! If you can help me with this, message me right away!!
I can't wait to dazzle the world!!!
- Comic Retard '08